I dislike ducks and I gotta go to school in like 20 minutes
i feel like these things are somehow connected and i would like an explanation
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
whenever you’re in trouble think what would homura akemi do and then dont do that
how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?
i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement
Bunnies are fucking stupid and I love them.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.
100K ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…
But she sure is tryin’
you’re home early